Call Willy Wonka, the Oompa-Loompa escaped


Ladies and gentleman, if your mom was white, and your dad was white, then guess what, YOU'RE WHITE! There is nothing wrong with getting some sun, either directly from the sun, or from his brother, the tanning bed. But for the love of Pete, who is a really great guy, ORANGE IS NOT A SKIN COLOR. If you go tanning so much that you look like you belong in a Tyler Perry movie, please take a break. I can't tell you how silly a white person looks when they are orange and/or black. I'm not saying you can't tan. Guys like girls, guys like tan girls, gut guys don't like Oompa-Loompas. There is a fine line between looking sexy and tan, and looking like you should be rolling a big blueberry kid down the street. That is all.


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